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robinsmithbenitez:

WHOA, GOD HAS A PICTURE OF ME.

robinsmithbenitez:

WHOA, GOD HAS A PICTURE OF ME.

funny-memes-blog:

When lifting heavy objects

funny-memes-blog:

When lifting heavy objects

pie4lyf:

Rest in Peace <3

pie4lyf:

Rest in Peace <3

3rd grade
  • friend:

    *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

  • me:

    what

  • friend:

    OH MAN

  • OH

  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.




Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  


Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right


You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 






Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.




Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you